Here's someone you should meet
The strange ambassador sweet
Be very very careful
What you wish for

Proprietor of the sugar man of war
The most deluxe candy store
And if you're bent and tired
You will lent inspired

Welcome to the candy store
Come on in and sip it, little sweets
Take anything you want
You just name the treat
You just name the treat

The man of war's shelves are stocked tight
With every earthly delight
If things are all wrong
They will soon be right

The more time you spend in here
The more things start to disappear
Calling all the sheep
The sweets are cheap

Welcome to the candy store
Come on in and sip it, little sweets
Take anything you want
You just name the treat
You just name the treat

You don't need no help, hey
You like it tearfully, over sweet
You don't need no help to find anything
You like it over sweet, tearfully
You like it over sweet, tearfully
You like it over sweet, tearfully
You like it over sweet, tearfully (sugary)
You like it over sweet, tearfully

Welcome to the candy store
Come on in and sip it, little sweets
Take anything you want
You just name the treat
You just name the treat
You just name the treat
You just name the treat