I Wish I Were

Ojalá fuera

I Wish I Were

Ojalá fuera un pájaroI wish I were a bird
Porque si fuera un pájaro, podría alzar el vuelo alto sobre ti'Cause if I were a bird then I could take wing high above you
Podrías ver mis alas blancas aletearYou could watch my white wings flap
Y podría cagarle a cualquiera que intentara lastimarteAnd I could take a great big crap on anyone who tried to hurt you
Pero luego tendría que abandonarteBut then I'd have to desert you
Volando hacia el sur en otoñoFlying southward in the fall
Al final, no quiero ser un pájaroI don't want to be a bird after all

Ojalá fuera un perroI wish I were a dog
Porque si fuera un perro, haría trucos para demostrarte que te quiero'Cause if I were a dog then I'd do tricks to show I love you
Podría correr a buscar el paloI could run and fetch the stick
Y podría sentarme y lamerme mis partes privadas cuando tu mamá vinieraAnd I could sit right down and lick my privates when your Mom came over
Pero si fuera tu RoverBut if I was your Rover
Te habrían retirado mis testículosYou'd have my testicles recalled
Al final, no quiero ser un perroI don't want to be a dog after all

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Ojalá fuera un ciervoI wish I were a deer
Porque si fuera un ciervo, podríamos jugar en el bosque'Cause if I were a deer then we could play out in the forest
Hasta que me dispararas por error'Til you shot me by mistake
Entonces me convertirías en bistec con un toque tan dulce y gentilThen you would carve me into steak with a touch so sweet and gentle
Mantendrías mi cabeza como recuerdoKeep my head as a memento
Colgada en el pasillo de arribaHangin' in the upstairs hall
Al final, no quiero ser un ciervoI don't want to be a deer after all

Ojalá fuera un monoI wish I were a monkey
Porque si fuera un mono, podría ser tu bufón peludo'Cause if I were a monkey, I could be your furry jester
Y cada vez que estuvieras tristeAnd whenever you were blue
Vendrías a verme al zoológico; mis payasadas te reconfortaríanYou'd come and see me at the zoo; my antics would be reassurin'
Pero siempre olería a orinaBut I would always reek of urine
Y lanzaría mis heces contra la paredAnd throw my feces at the wall
Al final, no quiero ser un monoI don't want to be a monkey
Al final, no quiero ser un monoI don't want to be a monkey
Al final, no quiero ser un monoI don't want to be a monkey after all