So They Say

- So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader
Political - He's cleaning up the streets
- About time.

- So they say that it's real love
- So romantic.
- He signed this.

- So they say we'll have blankets and beds
We can open by Monday
Thanks to you
- Thanks to me

- It's the perfect story
- So they say
- A hero leading the way
- Hammer's call to glory
- Let's all be our best
- Next up - Who's gay?

- So they say he saved her life
- They say she works with the homeless
And doesn't eat meat
- We have a problem with her
- This is his hair

- This is so nice
I just might sleep with the same girl twice
They say it's better the second time
They say you get to do the weird stuff
- We do the weird stuff

- This is perfect for me
So they say
I guess it's pretty okay
After years of stormy
Sailing have I finally found the bay

- There's no happy ending
So they say
- Not for me anyway
- Should I stop pretending
- Or is this a brand new day
- Take the chance to build a brand new day

- This is his dry cleaning bill
- Four sweater vests