The Fabulous Baker Boy

Baker, baker, baker boy
Bake a girl, bake a boy

They come to me for donuts and blueberry pie
They love my creme merengue
And my fresh baked rye

Have a taste, have a taste
Help yourself, feel free
It's just you and me
In the fabulous bakery yeah (yeah)

Try the maja-blanca and my leche flan
I never use brown sugar or milk from a can

Have a taste, have a taste
Help yourself, feel free
It's just you and me
In the fabulous bakery yeah (yeah)

Last Christmas, papa died
In a freak baking accident, how I cried
Too much flour and too much yeast
A costly mistake for the perfect fruitcake

The fabulous baker boy, that's me
Yeah, that's me

Baker, baker, baker boy
Bake a girl, bake a boy

Bake you this, bake you that
I don't care if you get fat
Bake it fast, bake it quick
Shadow jumped over a candlestick

Good morning Mister baker Boy
Good morning to you too sir
And welcome to the bakery
Oh, thank you but you know
As a baker myself I've always wondered
What are some of your secret ingredients
For baking your fantastic fruitcake?
First you have to love what you doing
Of course you have to love what you doing
Of course but ah what else? Besides technical matters you know
First you have to taste what you're doing
Ok, and I guess the next thing that you're
Going to say is you have to smell what you're doing
No, next is you have to love yourself and feel free
Feel free, feel free to do what if I may ask?
Feel free to have a taste and hop yourself in
Ah ok, feel free to taste and to take a bite
This is very very important
Yeah! Take a bite of the fruitcake
But wait a minute before you take a bite of the fruitcake
You have to bake the fruitcake first, right?
Yes, to start baking the fruitcake, we need fruits, correct?
Umm, yes, that is also correct
That's a good assumption
Yeah! That's a very great assumption
Those fruits, they come from my friend the fruit fairy
The fruit fairy, uuh, he or she?
Uuh, she, he lives around the corner around the bend
Ok, ok, ok, okay, so what else is the possible secret
For the fruitcake that you make, shall we
Let me see, oh, my good friends, the mother packers
Wait a minute, I'm beginning to wonder
Are you really the one who makes the fruitcakes or
Is it the ones that are in-
I actually order them from the Swiss house
And then I repackage them here
Wait a minute, wait a minute
So that means you're not who actually makes the fruitcakes?
Am I supposed to be the one who makes the fruitcake?