I'm Not Sorry

Woke up in the morning
With a headache in the heat
Stinking of tequila
And the flavor of defeat
Watching Dr. Phil dismantle
Someone's fear and doubt
That obnoxious fatso
Thinks he's got me figured out
But hey, what do you care?
I never was what you want

I get the sense you think
I'm something of a slob
Think it's time that maybe
I should go and get a job
Tell you all about
The admiration of command
But I'm gonna make
A million dollars with the band
But hey, what do you care?
I never was what you want me to be
I'm going back to sleep

Sure, I drag you down
But I'm not sorry
I soiled your crown
But I'm not sorry
You mover, you shaker
While I just sit here
A loser, a failure
And I'm not sorry

Tough to take a shower
When there's no one to impress
Well, I'll just have another beer
To calm the nagging and the mess
And though I'll chop myself inside
I'll later dodge the sunny weather
For a fraction of a second
All the fragments come together
But hey, what do you care?
I never was what you want me to be
I'm going back to sleep

I'm mired, I'm tired
I'm fueling your amusement
With excuses, it's useless

Seems that this is just how
Every awkward evening ends
Dinner out at Susie's
Conversations with your friends
Asking them the questions
I know everybody does
Like "If I was retarded
Would I even know I was?"
But hey, what do you care?
I never was what you want me to be