Caine's Requiem

[Caine]
Rise and shine, sleepy head

[Kinger]
What? Who's there?

[Caine]
I've got another pop-up for you

[Kinger]
Yeah, that's gonna be a big no from me

[Caine]
No, no, Kinger-boy
I'm not being ignored by you anymore

[Kinger]
What?

[Caine]
If you don't love me
Maybe I'll find someone else who will

[Queenie]
Help me!

[Kinger]
W-wife?

[Caine]
Hey, I'm your buddy, Caine
Says right there in the name
We're the best of friends, you know it
But for reasons, I've just gotta pick your brain

To help me ascertain and train
Me on the best new ways to entertain

[Animiniz]
His brain will make you go insane, hey

[Jax]
Check out this new deal

[Zooble]
Ain't it such a steal?

[Pomni e ragatha]
Press that sketchy hyperlink
We promise you it's real

[Orbsman]
We've got nothing to hide

[Kinger]
Just wanna come inside

[Animiniz]
And pop-up, pop-up
Pop-up, pop-up, pop-up, pop-up

[Caine]
You should say it's not so bad
You shouldn't be so sad
That in spite of my benevolence
You only show malevolence

It's madness, so quit your sadness
And get this cool, rare thing here

[Kingers]
Queenie? Oh, Queenie
So sad and so blue
Has ol' king cuckoo
Forgotten you too?
Hoo, you, hoo-hoo-hoo

[Animiniz]
Hey, check out this new deal
Ain't it such a steal?
Press that sketchy hyperlink
We promise you it's real

We've got nothing to hide
Just wanna come inside
And pop-up, pop-up, pop-up
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta

[Queenie]
Kinger!

[Kinger]
Wife!

[Queenie]
How did you even get here?

[Kinger]
No time, we gotta go before—

[Caine]
You test my patience, no more pretend
Now your salvation has come to an end
You could have anything
If you would just give up and love me

Your stupidity is past infinity
'Cause I am running this show

[Kinger]
Oh, where am I?

[Pomni]
Whoa there, Kinger, just relax, okay?
You really knocked your head hard

[Ragatha]
Oh, it's good to see you up again
Kinger, we were worried about you

[Kinger]
Oh, it was just terrible, I had this—

[Narrator]
Wonderful dream about the all-new
Caine puppet and Queenie plush
Along with the release
Of new Animatez figure-ines

[Ragatha]
Wait, they tried to sell you—

[Narrator]
The incredible Kinger pendant
And Sideshow Animiniz
Both with their own
Super-rare figures to collect

[Ragatha]
Wow, that's, uh—

[Narrator]
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For a limited time only

[Pomni]
Well, we're just happy to have you back

[Kinger]
Yup, there's no place like—

[Narrator]
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