And lo, the Dundonian fleet arose into attack position
To move on the forsaken space station
In pursuit of the Evil Wizard Zargothrax

Pride of Dundonian Empire, flies to space for the glory of Fife
For the king we ride to battle on shimmering wings (oh, oh)
Grand Master Proletius taking command, there's no turning back
Now attack with the might of our steel, we know our foes will crack

With the power of Robots, The warriors of Auchtermuchty
Set a course for the demon fleet

In spatio, pugnamus
Magus malus
Impetus hostium
Cum telis daemonum

Now is the time to strike
Demon command, launch demon missiles one through eight
Your miserable fleet cannot stop me
Space will be your grave

Space Frigate Unicorn to Silver Talon
Our shields have been breached
Demonic life forms have been detected on all decks
Hull integrity, I repeat, our hull integrity is failing, we need backup
The demons have proven themselves to be mighty indeed
Prepare Starfighters for immediate deployment
For the eternal glory of Dundee

Starfighters of Leuchars are attacking the demonic fleet, lasers blast
Missile launchers exploding have now been defeat
Side by side with the Hootsman, Prince Angus is leading the charge, bullets fly
For the pain he has caused, we will make Zargothrax die

Now we breach their defenses, on Robot Prince's great boronic wings
We ascend, or the world will end, yeah

Now we will soar to the heavens
Fighting the demons all 'cross the sky
We sing Dundee is forever, we shall never die
The King of Space is beside us, fighting a battle, laser in hand
To save the Kingdom of Fife, we'll make our final stand
Oh, yeah

Through hallways full of demons, we surge into the fight
The Hootsman's laser minigun blasts everything in sight
(Killing all the demons)
(Killing all the demons)
Robot prince and warriors are fighting to the death
Smash demons with my hammer as they take their final breath

Blood and gore and demon parts are scattered all around
We seek the evil wizard but he's nowhere to be found

Adrift in the gelid caliginosity of space
The valiant warriors led by Prince Angus McFife fought on
Unaware of the malevolent evil that approached

Cataclysmic forces rising
Demonic downfall is falling
Suffering and pain in space will be your grave

Arise, my demon champion
Destroy them all

Mighty heroes of the kingdom
Epic battles will not defeat them
For the Empire, for the freedom
We will stand and fight with a demon
Mighty heroes of the kingdom
Epic battles will not defeat them
For the Empire, for the freedom
We will stand and fight with a demon

Malum vincitur
Magnus daemon explodit
Malum vincitur
Magnus daemon explodit

Having withstood the Demon onslaught
Hootsman delivered the final blow to the Demon Champion
Causing it to explode in a cacophony of malignant filth
Despite their victory, the location of Lord Zargothrax was yet to be discovered
But as the red mist dissipated, the wreckage of the antechamber became clear
And with it, a sign emblazoned with the immortal name of Casino Dundee

Muhahaha, I hit the jackpot
And your bankroll of fortune has utterly dissipated
You have hit the end of your miserable existence
And now, you stand before your new God

I must fight on, though my body grows weary
I'll fight to the death, my dying breath
I must destroy evil wizard of chaos to set kingdom free
The prophecy, my destiny

No
Muhahaha, I have done it
The dunderpate Angus McFife is liquidated

Is this the end?
He has defeated me
My final stand
Now I must die

Yes, with Angus McFife defeated
The final voice of dissent has been silenced
I am now the ultimate power in the galaxy
I will complete my transcendence into godhood
Absolute, remorseless, and eclipse Fife in endless shadow

Day of judgement's here
A Kingdom filled with fear
Making my last stand
Killed by wizard's hand
My destiny fulfilled
Hero's blood is spilled
Silence fills my head
The Prince of Fife is dead

Not so fast, Zargothrax
Now you must face me
I, Angus McFife XIV, am returned from my campaign against the goblins
To claim my rightful throne
In the name of my father and the holy name of Dundax
I hereby banish you to space

Dark wizard of chaos (dark wizard)
I won't let you decide my fate
Protecting my kingdom (let you destroy our kingdom)
For fair Dundee is what's at stake (for fair Dundee)
I hereby banish you to space
My hammer smashed into your face
You cannot hope to be the king (for Space Dundee)
You'll never take my place
For freedom, my kingdom (I will win)
I swore that I would take revenge
I'll win this fight for Space Dundee (for Space Dundee)

Now the battle has been won
Zargothrax adrift in space
I'll ride 'cross the Silv'ry Tay back home
For fallen prince
For all Dundee
I'll claim my throne

And so, with Zargothrax banished to space
Prince Angus McFife XIV bore aloft in triumph the legendary hammer of his fallen ancestor, Angus V
The Intergalactic Empire of Fife was at peace once more
For the eternal glory of Dundee

Novum imperatorem
Nostrum salutamus
Liberi sumus a malo
Ave Dundee
Oh Dundee