Un Día Con Carlitos

A Day with Carlitos

Un Día Con Carlitos

One day with Carlitos, I went to San JuanUn día con carlitos fui para san juan
We were feeling wild, wanted to get laidEstábamos bellacos, queríamos chingar
Suddenly I saw two hot girlsDe momento yo vi dos tremendas gatas
We went up to them, trying to charm themFuimos donde ellas a tirarle la labia
Of course, they fell for itPor supuesto ellas cayeron
They left with usCon nosotros ellas se fueron
And we quickly got to the apartmentY rápidamente llegamos al apartamento
I was feeling desperateDesespera'o estaba yo
I pulled down my pantsLe baje el pantalón
I asked her name, and she said, "Ramón."Le pregunto su nombre y me dice "ramón."
Oh, shitOh, shit
The night went to hellLa noche se jodio
For being so reckless, look what happened to mePor estar bellaco mira lo que me paso
"Hey, look, Georgie, didn’t you do anything?""oye, mira georgie, pero tu no hiciste na'?"
Hold on, Carlitos, let me finishEsperate, carlitos, déjame terminar
I tied him up in the carDel carro lo amarre
Took him to VillaPa' villa lo lleve
He had no idea what I was about to doEl no se imaginaba lo que yo le iba hacer
I let him go from the carDel carro lo solté
He ran awayCorriendo el se fue
I pulled out my .9mm and shot at himSaque mi .9mm y pa'l de tiros le pegue
Here my story could have endedAquí mi historia pudo terminar
But Carlitos, don’t dodgePero carlitos, no te esquives
'Cause you haven’t said a thingQue tu no has dicho na'

Hey, look, GeorgieOye, mira, georgie
What I’m about to tell youLo que te voy a contar
What happened to me is pretty much the sameLo que me paso a mi es mas o menos igual
It wasn’t a guy, it was a hermaphroditeNo era macho, era hermafrodita
Had a crazy dick and a huge clitTenía un bicho cabron y una tremenda crica
I quickly didn’t know what to doRápidamente no sabia que hacer
I went to the kitchen and grabbed a knifeFui pa' la cocina y un cuchillo yo busque
Quickly, I cut off the thing, look, I tossed it awayRápidamente la matraca, mira, se la corte
After two brothers, look, I threw it out.Después de dos hermanos, mira, yo lo tire