The Regency

I battled with the regency
I fought them to a draw
Now I'm gonna tell you
Everything I saw

I saw a nose job
I saw a con job
I saw heart throb with a small knob
It was a whisperer, who put the grab on her
I saw white flag
I felt my throat gag

Misty is an optimist
She comes from way down low
She's sleeping with a rock star
She doesn't love him though

Fuck the regency, fuck the regency, fuck the regency up ('cy up)
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency, fuck the regency up ('cy up)

Yeah, it's boring
Yeah, I'm snoring
Cheesy, cheesy
Queasy, pleasey

Once I was a nobody
I didn't stay too long
Like a dog or cat or bird
I sang a lusty song

Fuck the regency, fuck the regency, fuck the regency up ('cy up)
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency, fuck the regency up ('cy up)

Lead the victims in, to the stadium
Fill the cold parking lot
Girl who once believed
Winks and spreads her knees, fuck the regency up

Satan is hiring, ah, but satan is tiring
No laughs, no fucking chance
No laughs at all

Fuck the regency, fuck the regency, fuck the regency up ('cy up)
Fuck the regency, fuck the regency, fuck the regency up ('cy up)

Feeling murderous? Tore a journalist
Laugh it up, laugh it up

Fuck the regency, fuck the regency, fuck the regency up
Fuck the regency
Fuck the regency, fuck, fuck

Fuck
I battled with the regency
I fought them to a draw
While I'm alive, uncompromised
I'm stepping out the door, the door