Glued To Your Screen

I love TV
(I love TV)
I love TV
(I love TV)

Hey there, folks
It's really nice to have such a large crowd in the night
We got a real nice show that'll dazzle and glow
So thank these three, and hang on tight

We got a whole new board
And this cutting-edge tech
That is sure to dazzle on-sight
All games, no tricks, except the quizziest quizzes
You're gonna wanna be here all night long

I know it's been a while, so don't touch that dial
And don't stop those smiles
(Uh, I guess one game wouldn't hurt)
Fantastic! Mike

Hit the lights, commence the show
We've got our stars and they're all pros
One more game, just one more round
I'll show you why you should stick around

To hear you cheer (ah!), to hear you scream
Just grin your teeth in four-by-three
So if you love your TV
Then stay glued to your screen

Say it with me, folks!
I love TV!
(I love TV!)

So what'd ya think of the board?
Let's tally the score
Yeah, the fun-meter's out of sight

You're thinkin': I love TV
Prevents the sad and glooby
Back together are the dreeumurs tonight

I know you'll never get bored
I got a lot more in store
Broadcast of your every delight

Come on now, Kris, ya know ya knew me
Before the prince and Susie
Just think a little back
And you'll remember that

I've got a game for you
Remember being player two?
Wasn't all that a ball?
I remember it all

How 'bout a cooking show?
Your mom put that on though
But isn't this all fun?
Let's never be done

(Hey, dude)
(This is super fun and all)
(But we do need to get back to our adventures)
(So can you like hurry up?)

Hit the lights, commence the show
We've got our stars and they're all pros
Two more games, just two more rounds
I'll show you why you should stick around

To hear you cheer (ah!), to hear you scream
Just grin your teeth in four-by-three
So if you love your TV
Then stay glued to your screen

Why would you wanna leave
The warmth of your TV?
Won't you relax in the memory?
It's not just nostalgia to me

Won't you pity a CRT?
Who's broken down and lonely
Isn't this how it's supposed to be?

Hit the lights, commence the show
We've got our stars and they can't go
All the games, just all the rounds
I'll show you I can make you stick around

To hear you cheer (ah!), to hear you scream
Just grin your teeth in four-by-three
You better love your TV
And stay glued to your screen

Please say it with me, oh-woah
I love TV! (I love TV!)
I love TV! (I love TV!)
Stay glued to your screen