Guacala Que Rico

Yuck How Delicious

Guacala Que Rico

Where will the decent girls play,Dónde jugarán las niñas decentes,
the ones who read books and wear glasses,las que leen libros y usan lentes,
who don't have crap in their minds,que no tengan caca en la mente,
know that the virgin doesn't exist.sepa la verge es que no existe.
Act all innocentHazte la mustia enfrente
in front of your friends and relatives.de tus amigas y parientes.
I don't believe you're innocent,Yo no creo que eres inocente,
with that disgusted face you always carry.con la cara de fuchi que cargas siempre.
Tell us what happened last night,Dinos qué pasó anoche,
did you greet Jenny from the slums,saludaste a la Jenny de pelambres,
who left your skin so shiny,que dejó tu cutis tan brillante,
and your teeth so white...y tan blanquísimos tus dientes…

Put on your disgusted face at cuddle time, come on...Pon tu cara de fuchi a la hora cuchi-cuchi, c'mon…
Yuck, yuck, how deliciousGuácala, guácala, q' rico
So nasty it scares, but how I love it, come on...So nasty que espanta, pero cómo me encanta c'mon…
Yuck, yuck, how deliciousGuácala, guácala, q' rico

Yeah you're beautiful and your skin is softYeah you're beautiful and your skin is soft
but them fingernails hurt so why don't you ease on off.but them fingernails hurt so why don't you ease on off.
You got me dancing in bed like Baryshnikov,You got me dancing in bed like Baryshnikov,
and I'm a hate-fuck ya now because ya pissed me off...and I'm a hate-fuck ya now because ya pissed me off…
Mami, you put the P in Sepsy,Mami, tú pones la P en Sepsy,
you know how I like it,sabes cómo me gusta a mí,
and when you feel the chosto like that,y cuando sientes el chosto así,
you have epilepsy attacks.te da ataques de epilepsy.
With the crazy finger and my coconut bird,Con el dedo loco y mi pájaro coco,
forever very stiff OH!!!eternamiente muy ties OH!!!
The toys you use just don't overdo itLos juguetes que uses nada más no abuses que es
my childhood is delicate OH!!!delicado mi niñez OH!!!
When it's time, at cuddle time,A la hora de la hora, en la hora cuchi-cuchi,
where does that disgusted face go?dónde se te va esa cara de fuchi?
No, not that, not that, very cooky,No, que no, que no, que muy cooky,
yuck how delicious everybody fucky, fucky...guácala q' rico everybody fucky, fucky…

Put on your disgusted face at cuddle time, come on...Pon tu cara de fuchi a la hora cuchi-cuchi, c'mon…
Yuck, yuck, how deliciousGuácala, guácala, q' rico
So nasty it scares, but how I love it, come on...So nasty que espanta, pero cómo me encanta c'mon…
Yuck, yuck, how deliciousGuácala, guácala, q' rico