The Rain In Spain

Servants
Poor Professor Higgins
Poor Professor Higgins
Night and day
He slaves away
Oh, poor Professor Higgins
All day long
On his feet
Up and down until he's numb
Doesn't rest
Doesn't eat
Doesn't touch a crumb
Poor Professor Higgins
Poor Professor Higgins
On he plods
Against all odds
Oh, poor Professor Higgins
Nine pm, ten pm
On through midnight ev'ry night
One am, two am, three...
Quit, Professor Higgins
Quit, Professor Higgins
Hear our plea or payday we
Will quit, Professor Higgins
Ay not I, O not Ow
Pounding pounding in our brain
Ay not I, O not Ow
Don't say "Rine," say "Rain"

Eliza
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

Henry
By George, she's got it
By George, she's got it
Now, once again where does it rain

Eliza
On the plain...On the plain

Henry
And where's that soggy plain

Eliza
In Spain...In Spain

The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain

Henry
In Hartford, Hereford, and Hampshire

Eliza
Hurricanes hardly happen
How kind of you to let me come

Henry
Now once again, where does it rain

Eliza
On the plain...On the plain

Henry
And where's that blasted plain

Eliza
In Spain...In Spain

The three
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain
The rain in Spain stays mainly in the plain