Weird Al Yankovic - The Vagina Song

Some of them are hairy.
some of them are bold.
some are kind of scary.
and this is what they're called

vagina (vagina)
vagina (vagina)
they call that thing: vagina

some belong to virgins, they're really tight and strong
but big or small, i love them all, thats why i sing my song

vagina (vagina)
vagina (vagina)
they call that thing: vagina

(vagina)

some of them are smelly, like clam, and fish and such.
some smell like a summers eve, 'cause they been deusched toomuch

vagina (vagina)
vagina (vagina)
they call that thing: vagina

vagina (vagina)
vagina (vagina)
they call that thing: vagina

nothing could be finer then to be in a vagina in the morning