State Of Leisure

Someone get a dictionary,
I don't understand what I hear.
California license plate,
Bumper sticker in your face,
Adjust the rear-view mirror.

Where have you come from, have a nice vacation,
When you leave take somebody with you.
Do you have your credit cards,
Don't leave home without them,
Or your escapade will be through.

You can have a Rand McNally, and my trip
Will let your ticket to anywhere.
Minnesota apple pie, who's not ready,
Holler I wonder if you care.

Where are you going to, have a nice vacation,
When you leave take somebody with you.
Do you have your credit cards,
Don't leave home without them,
Or your escapade will be through.

State of leisure in your holidome, state of leisure.
Gotta leave, there's no place like home,
State of leisure.

Where have you come from, have a nice vacation,
When you leave take somebody with you.
Do you have your credit cards,
Don't leave home without them,
Or your escapade will be through.

State of leisure in your holidome, state of leisure.
Gotta leave, there's no place like home, state of leisure.

Someone found a cemetery,
Can figure out how he got there
One had one too many drinks,
In control or so he thinks until he's in mid-air.

Where are you going to, have a nice vacation,
When you leave take somebody with you.
Do you have your credit cards,
Don't leave home without them,
Or your escapade will be through.
State of leisure in your holidome, state of leisure.
Gotta leave, there's no place like home,
State of leisure.