You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen
Brown tabby, emerald eyes that see through me
Put cat food in his bowl, he'll only eat the meat
He go out at night, he don't come back hungry

I wonder what he does when he's on his own
Look out my window to catch him coming home
At this distance he looks harmless
No cause for alarm
I thought that till he killed that chipmunk on my lawn

You're still so cute although I'm terrified of you
Food's in your bowl but you'd rather eat animals
That's fine, but don't you bring that chipmunk corpse inside
The stench of death, while sweet, will taint our house's vibes
Go place it in the designated stack of chipmunk bones
Only then will I grant you access to our home
We'll sit on the couch while you watch me watch TV
And I will pet your head until you fall asleep

You're the cutest thing in life I've ever seen