Friday the 13th: The Musical

Sneaking through the night
But I'm not scared of Jason
Just a simple trap
Will dash his killing spree

First, I'll pick a fight
And once I've got him chasin'
He'll trip on my trap and when I hear it snap
I'll walk away scot-free

Hiding here indoors
And searching for a weapon
Just a simple knife
Or baseball bat will do

Planks or broken oars
Or something sharp to step in
I'd kill for a gun and if I got me one
I'd come and I'd kill you

Couldn't find the keys
Or call in Tommy Jarvis
Haven't seen the fuse
A boat, or even gas

Can't alert police
And Jason's gonna carve us
No clue where they are, but I could use a car
'Cause Jason's on my-

Off to Jason's hut
To steal his mother's sweater
Sounds like certain death
And obnoxiously contrived

Jason, kick her butt
She's using me, don't let her

It's all just a con, go cut off her head
Wait, Jason, come on, please don't make me dead
Son, listen to mom
Let me just instead survive

Trapped about to die
So I'll disconnect from the game