Merry Frickin Christmas

School's out, Christmas break.
Home for the holidays, meatloaf and fruit cake.
Off to Grandma's, Its so boring.
Screaming kids, and grandpa snoring!
My aunt Margret's lost her mind!
Trippin on a train set, have another box of wine!!!
It's gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!
I must be on Sana Clause's Shit List!
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss.
shoot, me now, I'm sick of all my relitives! (relitives, relitives!)
have a merry, merry, merry frickin christmas!

Uncle Richard, He's a weirdo
passing out pictures of himself in a speedo!
My cousin Ashly, her singing realy sucks!
Blames it on her drummer and her acid reflex!!
My brothers wife is realy hot!
She pulled me in the bathroom,
I hope we don't get cought!!
Its gonna be a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!
I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!!
The tree, the gifts, the mistletoe kiss!
Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!)
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!!

We haven't even opened our presents yet,
Now its time to start....
I'll fake a smile, 'cause its going back to Walmart....

(sweetie, are you ok in there?) (ohhh...)

Its gonna be a merry, merry, frickin Christmas!
I must be on Santa Clause's Shit List!!
Shoot, me now! I'm sick of all my relitives!! (relitives, relitives!)
Have a merry, merry, merry frickin Christmas!!\
Merry frickin Christmas!!!
(I'm Santa W. Clause, and I approve this message!!)