Dirty Dog

The doorman sweeps the floor
Ma'am, I will see you at 4
Don't count on it, I don't buy green bananas no more
'Cause I am 92
And I dress better than you
Vicious as Salome
Yoga and a Camel everyday

They call me Coco Chanel
I'm head to toe in satin
There is no heaven or hell
Outside of Manhattan
They think I'm writing my epilogue
But I'm just a dirty dog
I'm just a dirty dog

Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met, have you ever met
A wild woman?

Girl, get flashy
But not too matchy-matchy
And did I mention that I'm 66 percent Apache?
I don't mean to be rude
Got nothing but gratitude
I call my pins and pearls my attitude

They call me Coco Chanel
I'm head to toe in satin
There is no heaven or hell
Outside of Manhattan
They think I'm writing my epilogue
But I am just a dirty dog
I'm just a dirty dog, yeah

Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met, have you ever met
A wild woman?

Fuck your forever young, my darling (a wild woman)
Fuck your forever young

Who, me?
Um, well, they call me Coco Chanel
Um, what? Oh, I'm dressed head to toe in satin
I guess there's no heaven or hell
Well, except in Manhattan
Yeah

This is the year of the dirty dog (a wild woman)
(A wild woman)
This is the year of the dirty dog (a wild woman)

Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met (a dirty dog?)
Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met (a dirty dog?)

Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met (a dirty dog?)
Have you ever met, have you ever met
Have you ever met

Fuck your forever young, my darling
Fuck your forever