Catríona Tells Lies

She might never get to heaven
She might never get to hell
But wherever she is going I'll be going there as well

La la la la la la la lies
Catriona tells lies

I saw her up the town last night
She said you got into a fight
She said you weren't feeling well
And you went home with someone else

La la la la la la la lies
Catriona tells lies

You can believe her at your peril
She is not an honest girl
She told me once behind a tree
That she would never two-time me
But there's something in these eyes
Even through she tells me lies

La la la la la la la lies
Catriona tells lies

I would follow her to kingdom come
I would follow her to Timbuktu
I would follow her to kingdom come
Oh yeah wouldn't you ?
Liar liar pants are on fire
Liar liar pants are on fire
Liar liar pants are on fire
Your tongue is as long as a telephone wire