Welcome to That '70s
I know that you're into me
Living high on your TV
Gotta practice what you preach
Sometimes I'm a loaded gun
People call me Donkey Punch
Who the fuck would need consent
If you are a famous man?

I push upon it
Don't use the R-word
Suppressive Person
If you dare to speak
I push upon it
Don't ruin the party
Smile for the camera

I'll take you to Church
And pray
For clarity
I'll take you to Church
And pray
I'm not a sitcom slayer
You could put me on trial and testify
It'll take twelve to bring me down
I'll take you to Church
And pray
I'm not a sitcom slayer

Welcome to Celebrity
We are not the enemy
Some might say I made you hurt
Read my letters of support
Think about your family
Will they choose you over me?
Who the fuck would call it sin
When the verdict's looking thin?

I push upon it
Don't use the R-word
Suppressive Person
If you dare to speak
I push upon it
Don't ruin the party
Smile for the camera

I'll take you to Church
And pray
For clarity
I'll take you to Church
And pray
I'm not a sitcom slayer
You could put me on trial and testify
It'll take twelve to bring me down
I'll take you to Church
And pray
I'm not a sitcom slayer

Feel the weight of me
The way out is the way through
I won't let you breathe
Don't tell me I'll be caught soon
Don't tell me I'll be caught soon
I push upon it
Don't use the R-word
Suppressive Person
If you dare to speak

I'll take you to Church
And pray
I'll take you to Church
And pray
I'm not a sitcom slayer