Monster Movie Ball

Last Wednesday night I got a telephone call
They were having a monster movie ball
The boys said: Now, if you're feelin' great
Hurry on down to the Coconut Crate
12 o'clock we're all gonna rock
At the Monster Movie Ball

Well I went to that party and I must declare
There was fiends and monsters everywhere
The zombies all wore ponytails
You should have heard those werewolves wail
Every girl was out of this world at the Monster Movie Ball

Well I saw the Creature From The Black Lagoon
The Phantom Of The Opera was swingin' a tune
Vampira winked her evil eye
As Frankenstein came dancin' by
Dracula did a cha cha cha
At the Monster Movie Ball

Dr. Jekyll was there with his blue suede shoes
Quasimodo was singin' the blues
The Shrinking Man had short shorts on
The Invisible Man was real gone
What a thrill, they were dressed to kill
At the Monster Movie Ball

Everybody was there from the House Of Wax
Mighty Joe Young played a honkin' sax
The Witch Doctor got up and sang
"Oo ee ting tang walla walla bing bang"
Peter Lorre was late a-pickin' up a date
For the Monster Movie Ball

Oh the band was playin' Don't Be Cruel
A mummy was dancing with a real cool ghoul
The Thing was sent from outer space
He was hoppin' and boppin' all over the place
I saw a mole a-doin' The Stroll
At the Monster Movie Ball

Well a-bless my soul it was really weird
They danced all night 'til the sun appeared
Man alive they sure looked beat
Every monster there was dead on his feet
What a thrill, it haunts me still
The Monster Movie Ball?