Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
And I'm wondering what it is I should do
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face
Losing control and running all over the place

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

When you started off with nothing
And you're proud that your a self-made man
Ooooo-ooo-oooh
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please

Trying to make some sense of it all
But I can see it makes no sense at all
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?
I don't think that I can take anymore

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with you

When you started off with nothing
And you're proud that your a self-made man
Ooooo-ooo-oooh
And your friends they all come crawling
Slap you on the back and say
Please
Please

Well I don't know why I came here tonight
I've got the feeling that something ain't right
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me!
Jokers to the right!
Here I am stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you