Boozehounds From Hell

Who´s that poser standing there between me and my beer ?
I beat that bastard 1, 2, 3 for smalltalk I´m not here
I down the glass, the shaking stops but that was not enough
Sorry folks but when I´m sober I´m a little rough
I order just another one, no wait - better ten
Come on chick, hurry up, the shaking starts again

Addicted to the liquid gold

Drinking like hell, barfing as well
Boozehounds from hell we are called
So grab your ass and better beware
The Boozehounds from hell assault

A poser shows up in my bar and wants to hear some KORN
I drop my glass of whiskey now and laugh at him with scorn
"You wanna be a metal head, maybe I can assist
Metal reigns supreme you Fuck, the rest tells you my fist"
After some more Whiskeys my bladder´s filled again
I try my best but it´s in vain - I can not hit the can

Splashing all my liquid gold