Tales Of The Arizona Highway Patrol

Snoozin' in ma cruiser by the side of the Arizona Highway
Jesus on my shoulder and my 44. revolver by ma side

Tearing down the blacktop in ma souped-up jailbait Mustang
Sucking on a brewski with my stick-shift throttle open wide

Yee-haa !

I spy a young offender with her mind on crossing my county
Get your ass out the car and your hands up on the hood just fine

Well officer I'm sorry but I'll have to call my daddy
Cos he's the state attorney and your redneck ass is mine

Fetch me a doughnut, boy - a chocolate doughnut