Whisky

A man's a man an a' that, A whisky's a whisky an a' that
Any whisky is good whisky, Just get me a double please
From the bar ... right now ... thank you

I need whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)
Give me whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)

He came up to me and said
"Gimme a whisky"
As I think it had all got too much
But what could I do so I got him that whisky
as I think it had all got too much

I need whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)
Give me whisky
In a bucket not a cup (in a bucket)

A man's a man an a' that, A whisky's a whisky an a' that
Any whisky is good whisky, Just get me a treble please
From the bar ... right now ... thank you

What would you do if you couldn't get whisky?
What would you do without the crutch (not a cup)
Wouldn't life just be too tough without whisky?
Wouldn't it just be too much? (in a bucket)

He came up to me and said
"Gimme a whisky"
As I think it had all got too much
You'll bury your head and
you'll drown in that whisky
cos I think he had got out of touch

Oh my head!
My head's killing me man!
It must have been all that whisky that I drank...
It's loupin' I'm not jokin'

I need whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)
Give me whisky
In a bucket not a cup (in a bucket)

A man's a man an a' that, A whisky's a whisky an a' that
Any whisky is good whisky, Just get me a quadruple please
From the bar ... right now ... thank you

I need whisky
In a bucket not a cup (not a cup)
Give me whisky
In a bucket not a cup (in a bucket)
I need whisky
Gimme whisky
I need whisky
Gimme whisky Now!