Are you getting sick and tired
Of the rodent infestation?
Then call the best
In pest extermination

There's a nasty problem
At the pizza parlor down the street
And the customers are complaining that
They're too disgusted to eat

It inhabits a dark and noisy world filled with little children
And feeds on greasy pizza that's dropped on the filthy floor there
It's pest control, so everything's alright
I'm gonna kill Chuck E. Cheese tonight

I'm gonna kill that dirty rat, I'm gonna take his life
I'll cut off his tail with a carving knife
Even if it stands at five foot five
Weighs 290 pounds, but it won't escape alive

Setting up traps in every corner in every room
The job isn't over until old Chuck meets his doom
It's pest control, so everything's alright
I'm gonna kill Chuck E. Cheese tonight

We finally got Chucky out of the house
Tomorrow we'll go to Disneyland and kill Mickey Mouse
Erasing rodents from our sight
Pest control on patrol tonight