Hey, come over here
Don't you wanna be cool?
Wanna forget your problems?
And be a part of a group?

Here's something you can do
And it'll make you feel great
We'll call you our friend
And that's all it'll take

Here, have some pez
Here, have some pez
Here, have some pez

Here, have some pez
Here, have some pez
Here, have some pez

At the party, at the school
Hangin' out with bunch of friends
Part of a crowd, part of a scene
You gotta follow all its rules

We socialize, we've been hypnotized
And we don't have our own minds
When we were younger, did we know
We'd turn out just the same as the rest

With the teenage attitude, acting dumber
Than a little kid, segregating ourselves
Fitting right into the stereotype
And that's just what we like

Everyone wants to be an everyone
Finding problems to the answers in pez
All potential is thrown away
Because being stupid is being cool

You wasted your money, you spent it all on pez
You wasted your time, you spent it all on pez
You wasted your life, you spent it all on pez
But don't waste mine

Here, have some pez
Here, have some pez
Here, have some pez
Make it easier to cope

Here, have some pez