Carol Brown

Loretta
Broke my heart in a letter
She told me she was leaving
And her life would better

Joan
Broke it off over the phone
After the tone
She left me alone

Jen said she'd never ever
See me again
When I saw her again
She said it again

Jan
Met another man
Lisa got amnesia
Just forgot who I am

Felicity
Said there was no electricity
Emily
No chemistry

Fran ran
Bruce turned out to be a man
Flo had to go
I couldn't go with the flow

Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll
Stick around

He doesn't cook or clean
He's not good boyfriend material
We could eat cereal!
He loses interest fast
His relationships never last
Shut up, girlfriends from the past!

He says he'll do one thing
And then he goes and does another thing
Who organised all of my ex-girlfriends into a choir
And got them to sing?
Mmm shut up
Shut up girlfriends from the past

Mimi
Will no longer see me
Britney
Britney hit me

Paula, Persephone
Stella and Stephanie
There must be fifty ways
That lovers have left me

Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town

Love is a delicate thing
It can just float away on the breeze
He said the same thing to me!
How will we ever know
We've found the right person in this world?
He means he looks at other girls!

Love is a mystery
It does not follow a rule
This guy is a fool
Who?
He'll always be a boy
He's a man who never grew up
I thought I told you to shut up

Mona
You told me you were in a coma
Tiffany
You said that you had an epiphany

Would you like a little cereal?
Who organised this choir of ex-girlfriends?
Was it you Carol Brown?
Was it you Carol Brown?

Carol Brown
Just took a bus out of town
But I'm hoping that you'll
Stick around
Stick around
Stick around
Stick around