Yeah, woo, yeah, let's get it
Yeah, woo, yeah

Dance me over to the dark side of the gym
The drinks have all been emptied, the lights have all been dimmed
That's what you wanted, to rip him limb to limb
I'll be fine, just worry about yourself

'Cause I'm someone else
I'm someone else
I'm someone else
I'm someone else

Why even bother with that sympathetic stuff?
The confetti's decomposing, the band is packin' up
And then it ends and leaves us deeply unimpressed
That can't be good for someone's mental health

But I'm someone else
I'm someone else
I'm someone else
I'm someone else

Woo, yeah, let's get it
Yeah, woo, yeah
Yeah, woo, yeah, let's get it

I need some time to prepare for the big investigation
I need an alibi to confront every potential complication
I'll need to get a haircut and buy some brand new clothes (fancy shoes)
And keep that smile plastered on
What else could I do?
But rely on those excuses that have got me through the years
I'll never be convicted by a jury of my peers

Ooh-ah
Ooh-ah