A Thousand Reasons I Hate You

I hate the way you look at me
And I hate the way you blink
I hate the way you talk too much
And I hate the way you think
I hate the way you trim your beard
And I hate your whiny voice
I don't care if you live or die
But death would be my choice

I hate the way you chew your food
And I hate the way you dress
I hate the way you must intrude
With stories from the distant past

There are a thousand reasons I hate you
Your life has been too long
There are a thousand reasons I hate you
There's not a single thing I see in you
That isn't wrong

Hate isn't a strong enough word
Emotion is far too extreme

There are a thousand reasons I hate you
Your life has been too long
There are a thousand reasons I hate you
There's not a single thing I see in you
That isn't wrong

I don't have enough middle fingers for you (4x)

There are a thousand reasons I hate you
Your life has been too long
There are a thousand reasons I hate you
There's not a single thing I see in you
That isn't wrong

And I wonder what goes on inside his head

I am leaving and I am dying
But not a one of you will care at all
And in a short time, yes? No, even shorter
I will wonder if you can recall
What my name was, why I died

Will you know you could have changed it all
When you ignored me, ignored me to death?
I was suffocated in this wall you built around me
When you ignored me to death

There are a thousand reasons I hate you
Your life has been too long
There are a thousand reasons I hate you
There's not a single thing I see in you
That isn't wrong