bubblegum crisis

Stick myself full of pushpins
I can feel my ego deflating
I'm so bad at first impressions
I warm up like leftover cat food
If I end up back at square one
I've got a date with my toaster in the bathtub
I'm flying way too close to the Sun
I burn up, burn out all at once

Hey, do you want to come over later?
'Cause I'm freaking out
I wonder what it's like to be human
Fixate on my self improvement
If we do it, do it, do it all again
Then we can remodel, we can repair
Do it, do it, do it all again
Don't cry, life just ain't fair

All I've ever wanted was the Moon and a pony
And someone to hold me, is that too much to ask?
I think I might be a phony: 'Cause I'm full of baloney
Drive the world's slowest Zamboni
But I'm still going to wreck it, I guess
I'm an odd duck, clumsy and crude
Ran out the door wearing mismatched shoes
This sick joke is never ending
Magic exists, I just can't prove it yet

Hey, do you want to come over later?
'Cause I'm freaking out
I wonder what it's like to be human
Fixate on my self improvement
If we do it, do it, do it all again
Then we can remodel, we can repair
Do it, do it, do it all again
Don't cry, life just ain't fair

I beg and plead on my knees
Get pepper sprayed in the face
Trip over myself, step on a rake
I guess it might just not be my day