Educación sexual moderna

Modern Sexual Education

Jorge Maronna:
Oh, Lord, have mercy on this poor monk! Give me strength to resist the temptation of the flesh! Yes, I know I deserve this penance... Since I took the vows, it's becoming increasingly difficult to keep the vow of chastity. Father Prior told me: 'Son, it's very simple, you must distract yourself. In your free time, engage in your crafts... Or no, no, better pray. Pray to the saint of purity, of abstinence: Saint Frigid.'

And I went to pray to the image of the saint that has that austere appearance, that grimace of bitterness, truly, poor thing, she's dreadful... But after praying to her for several hours, suddenly it seemed to me that she started to smile at me, that she winked at me... At that moment, Father Prior appeared and seeing the lust in my face, he said: 'Fool, it's a wooden image!' Yes, yes, the saint is made of wood, but I am not made of iron... 'You are condemning yourself, what do you say about the vow of chastity?' Nothing, I vote against it! And to top it off, as I try not to think about these things, as penance I must sing this, a chant for the sexual education of the youth.

(Puccio, Núñez, and Daniel enter the scene and, along with Jorge, perform a Gregorian chant)

Chorus:
The young people who wish to save themselves
must follow our advice
to have a peaceful life.
Now that they are growing up
they can know many things,
so they have good information
we will sing them this joyful song:
dubi dubi du.

It's time to talk about sex,
and they can avoid harm.
They are old enough,
they are about to turn thirty,
dubi dubi du.

Carlos Núñez Cortés:
The first thing to talk about
is what men and women do.
Carlos López Puccio: It must be named very clearly
Puccio+Maronna: so it can be understood.
Chorus: that is called...
Daniel Rabinovich: dubi dubi du.

Chorus:
Every time you go out with a stranger
and do the... dubi dubi du
you must not neglect yourself,
you must be careful,
Carlos López Puccio: because you can get infected
Chorus: because it's a sin!

Carlos Núñez Cortés:
The main risk of infections
is when you do dubi dubi recklessly
Jorge Maronna: In marriage there's no danger
Daniel Rabinovich: of course!, because it's done very little.

Chorus:
And the danger worsens
for those sinners
who instead of dubi dubi
like the daba daba.

Carlos Núñez Cortés:
The use of condoms
is a modern method,
effective against infection,
Chorus: but you go to hell.

The young people who wish to save themselves
must follow our advice
to have a peaceful life,
amen, amen, amen... as little as possible.