I was born on a dashboard
Toothbrush for a head
Detergent foam was my mattress
Toxic waste my bed
In the middle of the night
Electro pop radio station my only light

I've got a maggot in my brain
Solonoid carcrash evergreen
Solonoid barbershop quartet
Bullet the blue jean man
Bullet the blue jean man
With the blue jean pain
Chucking plastic ectoplasm
Detergent foam beatnik of the buttlick
Bioethical criminal, bioethical criminal
Sterling or traveller's cheques
Hey, whatever the drug dealer accepts
Feverish bathroom sex
Mr Police Detective Sergeant please accept
Please accept, please accept
Sterling or traveller's cheques

I was born on a dashboard
I was born on a deathboard
With a toothbrush for my head
In the middle of the night
Electro pop radio