Confessions Part III

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These are my confessions
Just when i thought i said all i could say i came up up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now i gotta give you part three of my confessions
First i told you about the skank that i was cheating with,then i mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now i recall more you see, so i'll give you part three of my confessions
Now this is gonna be the hardest thing i ever had to do,gonna tell you everything i left out of parts one and two
Like remember when i told you i knew paulie shore(paulie shore)that's a lie, i don't know what i said that for
I borrowed your chapstick(from you)
I tried out your nose hair trimmer(too)
And by the way your diamand ring is cubic circonium, i killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when i thought i said all i could say i needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, i guess i gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time i had too much to drink
There have been times when i've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and i should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions
Baby forgive me i'm still trying to figure out why i used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, i really like to dress up as shirley temple and spank myself with a hockey stick(hockey stick)
My boss thinks i'm a jerk, i didn't get that raise. i haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when i'm kissing you i fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry debbi! i mean bridget!
These are my confessions
Just when i thought i said all i could say i got a few more secrets i'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, i guess i gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast i dropped and then picked up off the floor